# About his family :
——————–I have two daughters. Both of them are girls…(?)# At the ground :
—————–* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
*The girl with the mirror please come her…{Meaning girl with specs).
# To a boy, angrily :
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* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
# Giving a punishment :
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* You, rotate the ground four times…
* You, go and under-stand the tree…
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late – say YES or NO …..(?)
# Sir at his best :
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Sir had once gone for a movie with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of his students at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school… ( to that boy ) – “Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre”
Inside the Class :
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* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves – take the bigger half.
* Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class .. )
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today
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* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…..
* Take 5 cm wire of any length….
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once jeppiar had come late to a college function, by the time the function had started, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry i am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).
This is the way his english will be but let me tell u some of the dialogues heard during Sathyabama college day 2001 -
“This college strict u the worry no … u get good marks, i the happy,
tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry i enjoy”
St joseph freshyears day 2003 -
“No ragging this college. anybody rag we arrest the police”
One of his famous sayings “girl girl talk,boy boy talk, but no boy girl talk”.
